"Sure, that might work."

- Simeon Dorsey

Hey now.
Welcome, to SimeonDorsey.com, the web's hottest website. Your offical source of information about me, Simeon Dorsey. Relax and enjoy a fully immersive internet experience. Why not stroll on down to my world famous gif wall.

Buh?

Some people think a Sim is a card, or a virtual man, in a virtual world. Wrong! It's ME!

Solicit me for...

•Cat behavior modification classes.
•Revolutionary new dance moves.
•Love advice.

Shout outs

Notational Velocity : Amazing plain text editing / managing / syncing app.
Wimp : A daily spoonful of 5 amazing videos.
Dorsey Entertainment : Seriously, great entertainment (DJs, Bands...) and service.
CreasedComics : Home of Brad Neely's work. Babycakes anyone?
DRB : Wanna kill 20 mins or 8 hours? This site entertains, educates, and procrastinates.

Web 6.0 Compatible

Please, suh, may I have some mo?